by Steed Dropout
Feb. 27, 2014
She did not awaken and was found unresponsive by a friend bringing her morning coffee. She died overnight in the doorway of a world-famous church, Maybeck designed First Church of Christ Scientist, which attracts hordes of tourists.
Described by her People’s Park friends as an alcoholic, she turned in early last night, reportedly declining plenteous booze. “She was sober when she turned in,” said a friend from Hate Camp.
According to People’s Park friends, the dead woman, Catherine Magee, 63, had been hospitalized five times recently with hypothermia, pneumonia, and asthma. “She was glad she only had asthma,” said a friend. “She felt she had beaten pneumonia,” said the friend.