Berkeley Protests: When the Whole World Isn’t Watching
by Steed Dropout
April 25, 2013
Berkeley, Ca
THEY CALLED A DEMO BUT TRIED TO KEEP IT A SECRET
Cal (Recruitment) Day at Cal, Saturday, April 20.
A group calling itself BP (British Petroleum) Off Campus, began inviting me, last week, to their action. I told my Berkeleyside editor about this last week. BP Off was a no-show on that one.
They seemed not have shown up Saturday during Cal’s major recruitment event. I interviewed a campus police officer, who said university police were watching the group on-line.
We agreed it was another no show. Still, I asked them several more times about where on campus I might cover them.
Apparently I made a good decoy. One of the event organizers said I was “a travesty” as a journalist.
I blew up when I found a video of the anti BP demo on-line, a small guerrilla-theater melodrama in Ludwig (Von Schwartzenburger), fountain (1961) named after a homeless german short-hair, where the dog spent its life frolicking in froth.
I thought the small protest would make a good side-bar for the day of hot and heavy recruiting.
After I missed it, someone advised me to use the Facebook photos.
I was less than grateful.
Where had I gone wrong? The group fooled university police and this reporter.
BP reportedly donated $500 million dollars to a near-campus bio-sciences consortium of researchers.
BP maintains one of many labs at the facility, according to a U.C. spokesman.
An exhaustively researched piece on UCB business partners in Berkeley Express, a muckraking east-bay tabloid, concluded that BP’s support was necessary to Cal scientists, who have seen taxpayer support, then government support — disappear.
Here’s what BP Off Campus thinks of that.
First. according to their FB video, BP-Off poured oil-looking liquid in the fountain, killing off some cardboard fish, then soaped up the water with soap suds. The leader was dressed like a student from the 60s, in blue blazer and used a bull-horn.
I thought the small protest would make a good side-bar for the day of hot and heavy recruiting.
After I missed it, someone advised me to use the Facebook photos.
After reading my angry post (“you won’t make my story),” one protester said it was my loss. What did I lose? Except my temper.
My Berkeleyside editor could not have been less interested in the sophomoric event.
FOUNTAIN SOAPING; JUST HOW UNORIGINAL IS IT?
In 1957, someone soaped the Springfield, Illinois brand new civic pride, a handsome fountain-spout in the courtyard of our spanking-new new city-hall.
V.Y. Dallman, the former editor-owner of the Illinois state Journal, but in ’57, its editorialist, called the soaping “shameless. this does not auger well for the values of our youth.”
In 1963 I met an old friend from Springfield, Bob Eggleston, in Seattle where I was aboard a Navy ship just out of dry-dock. Bob said he had done the sudsing.
We doubt it was original in 1957, although V.Y.Dallman had apparently never heard of it
SOCIETY FOR CREATIVE ANACHRONISM STAGES A TIN DRUBBING IN CAL’S MEMORIAL GLADE
A scary-looking duel near a Cal band concert turned out to be a tinny anachronism Saturday. Much more interesting than a soaped fountain. The participants a young Cal couple really beat on each other’s armor. Like sado-masochists in love, they made a cute couple. The Cal students gathered around to watch the anachronism.
The girlfriend was tiny; her knight in white shinning armor not much bigger.
“Height is no advantage,” said the knight.
The couple which slays together stays together.
These kids made better photos and a better story than BP-Off Campus.
“Don’t ever contact me again.” I lashed out at BP-Off. Just who the heck do I think I am Woodward and Bernstein?